Espertice!!!

Provavelmente, O Globo não vai publicar, daí reproduzo aqui no meu espaço. A crônica daCora Rónai do dia 22/09/05 é uma vergonha, principalmente vindo de quem vem, sendo filha de quem é! Cagar goma nas colunas, nos cadernos de informática, posar de defensora disto e daquilo, tudo isto perde o valor, minha senhora, quando outro valor mais alto se alevanta: a necessidade de levar vantagem, de jactar-se (jurei que um dia iria usar!!) das miseráveis vantagens que consegue levar na vida!Casoyando: Uma vergonha!!!
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Senhor Editor,
mais uma vez, a Europa se curva ante o Brasil!
Ainda estou para entender os critérios que levaram à publicação da crônica(???) da Sra. Cora Rónai na edição de 22/09/05! Não bastasse a demonstração de ignorância explícita - na Eslováquia, fala-se o eslovaco, não o inglês!!!- o episódio narrado na crônica(??) mostra o espírito com que a cronista(??) enfrenta as dificuldades: há uma forma de burlar a lei? então tratemos de descobri-la e nos orgulharmos deste feito!
O episódio mostra bem como a filha da cronista(??) foi preparada para a vida: da mesma forma que os Daniel Dantas, Severinos, José Dirceus que infestam este país!
Da próxima vez, Dona Cora, ao alugar um carro, procure informar-se sobre a documentação necessária, e, por favor, leve a carteira de motorista.Quem sabe aí a senhora consiga deixar uma boa impressão do povo brasileiro. Este brasileiro aqui tem uma péssima impressão da senhora!
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Antes que eu tenha de escrever novamente para O Globo: não, eu não dou dinheiro para guarda, não, eu não furo sinal vermelho, (optei por não ter carro), não burlo o imposto de renda, não faço conchavos no trabalho ( e olhem que trabalho na ALERJ!)! Admiro o João Ubaldo, mas todo mundo tem problemas de alguma ordem!
E se Dona Cora pretendeu ser engraçada, ficou parecendo alguém contando piada de cunho racial: fora de época, fora de lugar e fora do tempo. Enfim, triste!!

Inutilidades... ou não

Pois é, aquelas dobraduras de papel, tão bonitinhas (origami), têm mais utilidades do que se pode supor. Kokigami é a arte de embrulhar o pênis (é, o pinto, mesmo!) em trabalho similar ao origami, geralmente com forma de algum animal (ganso - taí! - , peixe, dragão).O porquinho é super-charmoso, caso se interessem!!
A idéia é excitar, prestar homenagem à deusa Jeziquisha, a Deusa do Humor na Alcova.
Caso vc queira se divertir, vá até http://www.sepulchritude.com/suffer/volumetwo/kookigami.html.

Segurança no vôo

Vai tomar um pouco de tempo, mas é bem divertido!

Safety Info Demo

I was flying to San Francisco this weekend, and the stewardess reading the flight safety information had the whole plane looking at each other like "what the ****?". So once we got airborne, I took out my laptop and typed up what she said so I wouldn't forget. I've left out a few parts I'm sure, but this is most of it. Before Takeoff Hello and welcome to Alaska flight 438 to San Francisco. If you're going to San Franscisco, you're in the right place. If you're not going to San Francisco, you're about to have a really long evening. We'd like to tell you now about some important safety features of this aircraft. The most important safety feature we have aboard this plane is... The Flight Attendants. Please look at one now. There are 5 exits aboard this plane, 2 at the front, 2 over the wings, and one out the plane's rear end. If you're seated in one of the exit rows, please do not store your bags by your feet. That would be a really bad idea. Please take a moment and look around and find the nearest exit. Count the rows of seats between you and the exit. In the event that the need arises to find one, trust me, you'll be glad you did. We have pretty blinking lights on the floor that will blink in the direction of the exits. White ones along the normal rows, and pretty red ones at the exit rows. In the event of a loss of cabin pressure these baggy things will drop down over your head. You stick it over your nose and mouth like the flight attendant is doing now. The bag won't inflate, but there's oxygen there, I promise. If you are sitting next to a small child, or someone who is acting like a small child, please do us all a favor and put on your mask first. If you are travelling with two or more children, please take a moment now to decide which one is your favorite. Help that one first, and then work your way down. In the seat pocket in front of you is a pamphlet about the safety features of this plane. I usually use it as a fan when I'm having my own personal summer. It makes a very good fan. It also has pretty pictures. Please take it out and play with it now. Please take a moment now to make sure your seat belts are fastened low and tight about your waist. To fasten the belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle. To release, it's a pully thing - not a pushy thing like you're in a car cuz you're in an airplane, hello! There is no smoking in the cabin on this flight. There is also no smoking in the lavatories. If we see smoke coming from the lavatories, we will assume you are on fire and put you out. This is a free service we provide. There are two smoking sections on this flight, one outside each wing exit. We do have a movie in the smoking sections tonight, hold on, let me check what it is.......... Oh here it is, the movie tonight is 'Gone with the Wind'. In a moment we will be turning off the cabin lights, and it's going to get really dark, really fast. If you're afraid of the dark, now would be a good time to reach up and press the yellow button. The yellow button turns on your reading light. Please don't press the orange button unless you absolutely have to. The orange button is your seat ejection button. We're glad to have you with us on board this flight. Thank you for choosing Alaska Air, and giving us your business and your money. If there's anything we can do to make you more comfortable, please don't hesitate to ask. If you all weren't strapped down you would have given me a standing ovation wouldn't you? After landing... Welcome to the San Francisco International Airport. Sorry about the bumpy landing. It's not the captain’s fault. It's not the co-pilot's fault. It's the Assphault. Please remain seated until the plane is parked at the gate. At no time in history has a passenger beaten a plane to the gate. So please don't even try. Please be careful opening the overhead bins because shift happens.

Volta

Por motivos vários, estive ausente do Louro. Volto hoje, pretendendo ser mais constantes.
À frente: A Bela do Palco (vá ver!!!), Severino (não veja!!), Dora Ferreira da Silva ( leia!!) e algumas coisitas más! Por enquanto, um textinho inacreditável!!!